80s videos Hours of fun. God, I'm old.

Headline of the Year Don't drink anything before clicking this link. via.

Why couldn't they just have arrested me? Links to page with embedded YouTube video. more inside

East Bay Bowl-Up I'm having a get-together for my birthday, to do some bowling... anyone wanna come? Sunday, May 28, 2PM. Cost is $16 per person for lanes and pizza, shoes are not included. If you don't want to bowl, I will be having people over to my house after, around 430. more inside

M.O.N.K.E.Y. No. SE7EN : Man-made opiates normally keep everyone yawning. For those of you new to the game: make a sentence using words that begin with corresponding letters of the last word of the previous sentence. For those of you who are familiar, this should load a little faster, for a while, anyway. more inside

Congratulations! MonkeyFilter users pass the 5000 mark! I think an interlude of appreciation for MonkeyBashi and Number Two would be appropriate at this juncture. Thank you for creating and maintaining the site I frequent and care about the most on the WWW. more inside

McStarbucks In which McDonald's totally loses touch with reality and decides all 30,000 of their worldwide locations should be remodeled in pastely earth tones, and all vestiges to the past (think roof, bright colors, burger-joint-style booths) tossed asunder. 'Cause really what McDonald's has always about is the comfy couches and plasma TVs. more inside

Pump it til the goo shoots out! With link to video.

PetFilter We need more puppies and kittens around here... Howsabout we use this link to post photos of our adorable pets and discuss?

Ladies' Night or Set-up? A bar in Maryland decided to open its doors only to women between 9-11PM this past Saturday night, while offering 1¢ beers, funnels and other cheap drunkenness-enablers. Then at 11, the men were let in. Was it a chance for women to bond, man-free? Or was it throwing chum to the sharks?

DarwinFilter When you lock yourself out of the house and rappel nude down the inside of the chimney with the cable TV line, as they say, hilarity ensues. Yes, drugs were involved.

David Bowie is very disappointed in you

Monkey Love for Sale

Shonen Knife In December, the Japanese group Shonen Knife will have been around for 25 years. Here's a nice writeup of their history. They also have a new album coming out.

Yes, in fact, we DO do Windows. Apple today released a package to allow users to install and dual-boot Windows XP SP 2 on the new Intel-based Macs, that will be a full part of OS X.5 when it is released. This is not meant to incite a platform war, I firmly believe that whatever works best for you is the best platform for you. But this move by Apple raises a lot of questions: more inside

Bob Ross: The Happy Little Video Game

What makes good TV? Apparently it's adults suffering from ALS and kids with Progeria or Down's Syndrome, victims of hate crimes and home invasions, and a crew of kind folks willing to make it all better. via.

Today in Japanese Amputee Sex Doll news VERY VERY NSFW!!!one11!! Also unsafe for, well, anybody else.

My Life in the Bush of Ghosts David Byrne and Brian Eno's groundbreaking 1981 album sounds just as fresh and new today. But now it's even fresher and newer with a new remastered and extended version coming out shortly. The accompanying site has lots of information, sounds and sights to go along with the rerelease. Sort of Friday Flash-y stuff, but not really...

Big Pot Factory Bust in Oakland With products like Jones'n Soda, Joint Cola, Rasta Reese's, Stoney Ranchers and Trippy Peanut Butter, it was only a matter of time... Sorry this didn't last 'til Halloween, they were about 3 miles from where I live. With video, too.